We're not kidding: look at this.
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Bluebells ... |
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Flowers ... |
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More flowers, singing birds ... |
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Juan and Juanita the Hallowe'en flamingos, who only come out occasionally and love basking in the Spring weather and admiring the flowers. |
However I'm not in the right state of mind to carry on about flowers and other nice things as I'm currently at home with a VAST STREAMING FLU. A flu sufficiently virulent that I haven't really slept for three nights, and my doctor sweetly but firmly instructed me to just avoid humanity for a while (unless I can get full biohazard suits into Darling Central, and we don't have the wholesale account - sorry).
So I'm sat on the sofa instead hugging Darling Dog and a box of tissues, folded up around a mug of Lemsip trying to breathe the steam and regretting that I may have to leave Friday opening entirely to our beloved Flamingo, Miss Jasmine.
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Miss Jasmine is well up to any challenge; I'm just sad to not be there with her because she's such fun to be around. |
I'm also sad because my during-the-week job ('The Factory' as I shall call it) is generally a great place to be, with likeable colleagues and interesting things to do, and I'll have missed a whole week of it. Including the Festival of the Fascinator (Melbourne Cup) which happened yesterday as I was half-dozing on the sofa and trying to get up the energy to either listen to the race (failed) or stick on a DVD (failed).
Mind you - sticking on DVDs is fraught with peril in this condition. I eventually managed to watch a bit of my 'Are You Being Served?' box set late yesterday and - there is not a word of a lie here - I laughed so hard at one episode that I wept ... sort of choke-cried. It took ages to mop myself up afterwards.
Pathetic isn't it? Normally I'm quite good at Caring For Invalids (even when the Invalid is myself) but there's something about a really good dose of flu that reduces us to quivering heaps of misery. It probably doesn't help that all I've managed to eat today is a single slice of Vegemite toast, and it's now lunchtime and I can't think of anything I fancy. Me - Mrs Healthy Appetite! Even though my freezer is stuffed with lovely home-cooked single-serve delights just waiting for the microwave: minestrone soup, lentil soup, beef and vegetable stew, all bursting with flu-fighting vitamins.
I think I could just about manage a cup of Bovril.
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A steaming hot mug of Oh-just-snap-out-of-it-you-big-wuss. |
Enough - you've probably read sufficient about my flu misery. I think it's time for a beef tea and another go at the British Comedy. Do you think I can retain my dignity after an episode of 'Dad's Army'?
No, neither do I ...
Yours charmingly (achoo!)
Blossom